- On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
- On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
- On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
- On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
- On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
- On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
- On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
- On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
- On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
August 30 sermon- "Dangerous church:dangerous prayer"
for you to follow. Proverbs 3:5-6
Second in the series "Dangerous church"
NRSV John 17:11 And now I am no longer in the world, but they are in the world, and I am coming to you. Holy Father, protect them in your name that you have given me, so that they may be one, as we are one. 12 While I was with them, I protected them in your name that you have given me. I guarded them, and not one of them was lost except the one destined to be lost, so that the scripture might be fulfilled. 13 But now I am coming to you, and I speak these things in the world so that they may have my joy made complete in themselves. 14 I have given them your word, and the world has hated them because they do not belong to the world, just as I do not belong to the world. 15 I am not asking you to take them out of the world, but I ask you to protect them from the evil one. 16 They do not belong to the world, just as I do not belong to the world. 17 Sanctify them in the truth; your word is truth. 18 As you have sent me into the world, so I have sent them into the world. 19 And for their sakes I sanctify myself, so that they also may be sanctified in truth.
DANGEROUS CHURCH: dangerous Savior and dangerous disciples
RUMC
September 23, 2009
We like to think of Reinbeck as a pretty safe place. And it is. It isn’t like Waterloo or DesMoines or even Cedar Rapids or Iowa City. Thank goodness that insanity doesn’t seem to have infected our community. The murders, shootings, rapes and violent crimes we read about in the paper seem a long way away. And that is a good feeling. A safe feeling. Safe is good.
On a personal note, I have to say we appreciate feeling safe here, maybe more than the average person because we were victims of a burglary while we were at home just 2 months after Amber was born. That is a frightening, awful violated feeling that I hope to never feel again. I like safety much more.
Safety, though not a particularly Christian value, has become a characteristic of so much contemporary Christianity, And often innocently enough.
It begins when we just get plain tired of dealing with the world on the world's terms. We get tired of garbage like Bob and Tom on the radio; sex and cussing in music; so we turn to KNWS Christian station- safety. It feels so good.
We get tired the soft core porn that passes for prime time television; the constant barrage of name calling and vile accusations from both sides of the political aisle. We get tired of live streaming war and death on the news, so we turn the channel and watch little house on the prairie. OH, safety. It feels so good.
We get tired of newspapers filled with tragedy, doom saying know it alls and even our own gossipy friends and neighbors. And we just want to shrink and hide in a corner somewhere.
So when we get to church we want a nice safe place to worship.
Any Christian who does not get bone tired of dealing with the world on the world's terms has probably lost some basic human sensibility. So there's no denying that we need sanctuaries; safe places to which we can retreat.
I don’t want you to mistake a safe place to retreat, however, for a safe place to hide. Jesus did not hide from the world- where most of us would have given up to live in the safety of Nazareth he faced those dangers head on.
In fact Jesus himself was a dangerous savior.
How dangerous would you have to be to have a contract for a professional hit out for you before you were two years old?
How dangerous would you have to be to in order to make the highest religious authorities in the land afraid of you?
How dangerous would you be considered if you were heard to say; “I will tear this temple down and in three days build it again.” That would go over about as well as joking with airport security about the bomb you have in your shorts.
How dangerous would you have to be to have the chief priest—you can translate that to bishop if you like—how dangerous would you have to be to have the bishop make your execution number one job on their todo list no matter how long it takes?
How dangerous would you have to be to have armed occupation soldiers stationed at you grave “Just in case”
THAT’S HOW DANGEROUS OUR SAVIOR JESUS WAS!
a. We have a dangerous savior because he knew right from wrong and he was not afraid to point it out. Our society is one which values the melting pot the, compromise, the voice of the majority. We are coming to the point that truth really has very little meaning in our society because what is true for me might not be true for you. And with is right for me in this situation is not necessarily right for you, or even me, in another circumstance. Jesus spoke out against this type of relativism and situation ethics. Saying there is fundamentally right and wrong. That made him dangerous.
b. Second Jesus was dangerous because he was an accepter. In a class conscious society, and a society that believed in clean and unclean people- in a society where foreigners were to be feared- lepers avoided- sinners shunned- and women ignored--accepting and loving all of these people is a dangerous thing. He was one who no matter what he knew about a person- whether they are tax cheats, prostitutes, the hemorrhaging woman, the dead little girl Judas, the soldier at the foot of the cross or the thief on the next cross over
c. . It didn’t make any difference to Jesus what your background, your medical condition, your nationality, or your skin color was. It didn’t make any difference to Jesus! Since he didn’t draw the lines where the authorities drew them he was considered dangerous man.
d. Jesus was dangerous because he would not blindly accept the religious tradition.
i. The tradition , for instance of the moneychangers in the temple helping people to make a good sacrifice and the chief priest a good profit..
ii. The tradition, for instance, of not picking grain or healing on the Sabbath or not touching a leper.
iii. Jesus was never heard to utter those now famous words, “But we have never done it that way before..” To the religious establishment Jesus was a dangerous man, a dangerous savior,
e. Finally Jesus was dangerous because he knew and took God's commands and God's heart seriously.
i. Not do not kill, but do not hate
ii. Not do not commit adultery but do not lust
iii. Not do not steal, but do not covet
iv. Not do not hate- but love
Anyone who takes God's heart seriously and expects others to do the same would certainly be considered dangerous in any age, anhy place, any society.
So here we sit. Safe from the garbage that assails us every day of our lives. Safe (we would like to think) from the trauma and violence and hatred that surround us. - Safe behind our stained glass. Safe in our pews. Safe in our singing, safe in our reading, safe inside and safe outside. That’s OK, but if that is where we stop we are in danger rather than being dangerous. If that is where our faith and our ministry stops we are in danger because we are spectators rather than disciples.
The real problem is that we fool ourselves into thinking that we are doing exactly what Jesus would want.
We fool ourselves into thinking that Jesus would be happy with pew potatoes --but Jesus says “Go therefore into all the world”
We fool ourselves into thinking that Jesus guarantees that we will always be safe and successful –but he tells the apostles- if they don’t welcome you, brush the dust from your feet and move on
We fool ourselves into thinking that being a disciple is supposed to be safe and easy and forget that one of Jesus greatest invitations to discipleship was “Pick up your cross and follow me.” In other words take up the instrument of death and come die with Jesus. If death isn’t dangerous, I don’t know what is.
As a church we can not be content with safe, tame, harmless disciples. We must develop dangerous disciples or die. Do you hear me? We must become dangerous disciples or the church will die.
1. Dangerous disciples love God more than anything--- more than themselves, more than their soccer teams even more than their family. In the simplest terms that means they give up whatever it takes to be growing closer to God. Do you hear what I am saying or do you want me to go stepping on toes? Developing Dangerous Disciples means giving up- sacrificing, rescheduling, or saying NO to anything that keeps you from showing your love to God.. How do we show our love to God? Both private and public worship. Let me say this as plainly as I can Being a dangerous disciple requires that you give up- sacrifice, reschedule, or saying NO to anything that keeps you from public and private worship of God. We must love God at all costs.
2. Dangerous disciples also love God's people. It is not always easy to love those with whom we are closest.. We say and do things that hurt each other’s feelings, step on each other’s toes, and neglect each other’s priorities.. That’s the ugly part of being in relationship with anyone, anywhere, and any time. Unfortunately those things happen in the church too. So get over it! Love each other with a love so strong that it is stronger than any hurt feelings. Love with a love that is stronger than any bruised ego. Love with a love so strong that it is infinitely stronger than the disappointment of not getting your own way. That kind of love is a choice. And it is a hard choice. Anyone who says love is easy has never tried it. Love is hard and downright dangerous/ I am glad to take the risk of loving you- though- because God first took the risk of loving me. Dangerous disciples love one another.
3. Finally Dangerous disciples love the world because God loved it first. If loving God were not dangerous enough, and if loving each other wasn’t dangerous enough, dangerous disciples love the world, because God loved it first. Loving the world means first and foremost loving those outside of the church enough to share our dangerous love of God with them-- and give them a glimpse of the dangerous love we have for God's children. Sharing our love for God and love for each other is no little thing. In this egomaniacal, me me me world in which we live people will look down on love, they will not understand love, and they will out of ignorance- even hate those who love. To love the world as God loves it is to risk being misunderstood, falsely accused and mocked. But love me must because that’s what it means to be a disciple of Jesus Christ.
If taking God seriously and changing the world is dangerous, Jesus is like high explosives. When we become disciples of this dangerous savior he hands us a bundle of dynamite-- he lights it--- and he leaves it up to us. We can stand here and pull a Wyllie E Coyote—you know look into the camera and go boom!! Or we can get out of our pews and use it. It is up to you will you be dangerous disciples?
Why didn't someone remind me to post sermons before today?
Dangerous church: dangerous God
August 16th 2009
Rumc
Boy it’s nice to be in church isn’t it? It’s comfortable- are you comfortable, not too hot, would you like a pillow. How about a foot stool?
Is the light OK, how about the pews- too hard? To straight up and down? Is cliff here- maybe we can get the trustees to consider installing a lazy boy for each of us? That way we could be comfortable on Sunday morning.
Who among us doesn’t like to be comfortable? If uncomfortable was a good thing you ladies would still be wearing corsets. Men would still be wearing hair shirts, and children would enjoy sizzle of their legs on the shinny aluminum slide on the hottest summer afternoon. We all value safety, and comfort, and restfulness and calm.
But I’m sorry that’s not what we are talking about today.
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Although the church ought to have a core of safe, relationships where we take care of each other and watch each other’s backs and nurture each other-- you have done a great job with that. But if the church stops there it is not the church.
I want to tell you today that I don’t want to belong to a safe church. I have belonged to safe churches all my life and do you know what happens in safe churches- NOTHING.
I’m tired of leading a safe church-But if being a safe church means we can’t say anything that is going to ruffle feathers I don’t want anything to do with it.
If being a safe church means that we can’t address the important issues of the day because it might be controversial I don’t want anything to do with it.
If being a safe church means that we only do things the way have always done them, I don’t want to have anything to do with it.
If being a safe church means building a privacy fence around your relationship with God, I don’t want to have anything to do with it.
If being a safe church means that we can’t make mistakes, I don’t want to have anything to do with it.
It is my job to tell you today that we can not afford to be a safe church. We can not afford to play it safe. We can not afford to value safety over faithfulness.
This series will argue that we worship a dangerous God, we follow a dangerous savior, live in a dangerous world, have a dangerous mission, are called to be dangerous disciples, experience dangerous transformation, dangerous generosity, and dangerous devotion. And if we are to be faithful to who God calls us to be; we must be a dangerous church.
We must reject the popular and easy attitude that all is well and we just have to keep doing what we have always done. If we do that they say that by 2020 the rural church in America will be dead- a mere shadow of itself with 75% of you dead or moved.
We must reject the warped separation of church and state which has come to mean keeping the church out of everything important.
We must reject modern Christianity that has abandoned the biblical principles of righteousness and justice- that has abandoned its historical roots that lead John Wesley to go to the people who needed the message and preach on stumps outside the factories.
We must reject safe Christianity and reclaim the courage of the circuit riders who rode right behind the pioneers to settle the west.
“Open hearts, Open minds, Open doors” was a great idea but it wasn’t very successful because many of our churches lacked the first two and opening our doors revealed empty pews, empty faith and empty ministry.
I reject business as usual in the church- and from this day on I refuse to lead in a safe church in a dying denomination.
And I hope you do too. That’s what I’m counting on anyway.
But we have to back up and see why this is important. This is not my agenda. This is not my soapbox. This is not my program. In fact it is not a program at all. We are going to start the process of rethinking what it means to be church. And today we start with the startling reality that we worship a dangerous God.
If God were a God who played it safe God would never have created us. That’s the truth. If God wanted to play it safe at the very least he would have created robots or puppets. But NO- God took a chance from the very beginning, creating human beings in his image. In other words with free will. With the ability to choose right or wrong- love or hate- obedience or sin- joy or despair- worship or distain- God or No God.
If God was a safe God there would only be one road to follow. If God were a safe God, there would have been no serpent, no fruit in the garden, and no ability to choose.
But lest you think that was some kind of Divine faux-pas; that is the way God has operated through all of history.
Who forced Noah to build an ark? Could God have done it? Sure.
Who destroyed Abraham’s home so he would have to take his family and cattle and move to a new land? Could God have operated that way? SURE.
Who picked up Moses and magically transported him to Pharaoh’s court so Pharaoh would listen to him about freeing the Israelites? It didn’t happen that way? Isn’t that a little strange? Wouldn’t that have been a safer route to go than the burning bush? I think so- but God IS NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING THE SAFE ROUTE.
Who struck down Pharaoh and put a new kinder, gentler ruler in place when the Israelites cried out from their slavery. No one? Hmm. Don’t you think God could have done that?
Who kept the people of
Who kept Jonah from getting on the ship going the opposite direction God asked him to go? No one? Well, couldn’t God have just made that ship late so Jonah wouldn’t have the choice? I suspect so!
Do you see that God is not a God who has been known to play it safe?
How about the Exile? When the people were unfaithful, God allowed them to be carried off to a different country. Could that have backfired? Yep, did that stop God? NO.
Then, get this- when the people got to comfortable offering their calves and grain, and thought they had the world, including God by the tail. When the worship of God became a safe ritual with little or no faith- with little or no justice- with little or no righteousness-- with little or no danger that anyone would be touched, affected or changed - God said “you offerings mean nothing to me- what does the lord require”-
7 Will the LORD be pleased with thousands of rams,
with ten thousand rivers of oil?
Shall I offer my firstborn for my transgression,
the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul?
8 He has showed you, O man, what is good.
And what does the LORD require of you?
To act justly and to love mercy
and to walk humbly with your God. (Micah 6:7-8)
It is not the old rituals, the customs, the way we have always done things, the comfortable, the easy, the safe, or the secure that pleases God.
God is a God who takes risks, embraces the unknown, pushes people out of their comfort zone, requires a leap of faith, imposes a cost on discipleship, and is not satisfied until we have left everything behind- our comfort, our security, our traditions, our possessions, our desires, our will, our greed, our selfishness, our stubbornness, our pride and our lives. EVERYTHING must be laid aside in order to follow the God who risks everything in order to be in relationship with you. But that is the subject of next week’s sermon.
Are you ready? Are you ready to embark on this journey with me? A journey that is as exciting as any you could imagine. I don’t know when we will arrive because like Abraham God just says “GO.” I don’t know where we will land; because God just says “Go” I don’t know what we will look like when we get there. There is a good chance that we will be bruised. There is a good chance that we will get lost along the way. There is a good chance that we will end up backing up because we went down a dead end. But I can guarantee that we will not be who we are today. I can guarantee that we will not be where we are today. And I can guarantee that whoever we are and wherever we land, God will is already there waiting for us. Preparing for us. Calling us. and leading us to rethink what it means to be church.
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God- it is just a joy to be in your worship today. What a privilege to sing your praises, hear your word and pray to you. The options you lay before us are awesome- faith or doubt- life and death- love and hate. Lord help us to be faithful in all things. We do not want to make church all about us, but all about you. We do not want our congregation to be a social club, but the body of Christ. We do not want to be those who choose the easy way, but those who choose the right way- your way- the disciple way.
The needs of those near to us are overwhelming. We can’t begin to name all the persons who need special attention. You are faithful and just, though, and already know those needs before we pray. Make us faithful in being answers to our own prayers as you call us. Send us out with quick feet, gentle hands, gentle tongues, and kind hearts to speak your word of hope and salvation to persons who are broken and hurting.
We give you all the thanks an praise lord. We honor you and give you all the glory, Lord, Hear our prayer.